talk furby to me
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.