if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
- college freshman with acoustic guitar on quad: do you guys ever sometimes, like, think about how big the universe is, and how small we are? anyway here's wonderwall
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
Robin Williams isn’t dead. He’s just waiting in the jungle until someone rolls a 5 or 8.
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting
shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences
shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect
This show continues to stay gold